if cohen were a carbonated beverage. . .
5:30 AMso, you know when you have an unopened bottle of something carbonated that you
may or may not have knocked around just enough to be a cause for concern.
you stare it for a minute, as if that bottle might
give you a clue about whether it might explode.
give you a clue about whether it might explode.
you resolve to open it over the sink. just in case.
i mean, you just can't be sure.
it could be totally fine.
but then again, you could have shaken it up just enough
that you risk drenching yourself and every square inch of the room.
it could be totally fine.
but then again, you could have shaken it up just enough
that you risk drenching yourself and every square inch of the room.
you start to open it slowly.
slowly.
slowly. . . .
uh oh...
crap.
can you imagine just how much you could get done
after drinking a bottle of this?
idn't he a cutie?
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