kids say the most f-ed up sh!t
5:28 AM::CAUTION::
{you might have a different opinion of my parenting skills after reading this}
{not that i care or anything}
{just sayin'}
this is the sweetest little boy you'll ever meet.
with the most foul, vulgar mouth even a sailor would be jealous of...
you'd like an example, of course, because surely i'm full of it. i'll let you decide who's
absolutely full of it.
one day, chancellor was being a good little boy and cleaning out the freezer. he had pulled the ice cream and set it in the sink to defrost and dump before throwing the empty container in the trash. see... he's a good little boy.
now, i need to explain that most three year old boys find "poop" to be hilarious. not the actual... poop, but the word "poop." at this point in our lives we were all dealing with "poop" being the butt of every joke.
ok, back to the kitchen. . .
"hey chancellor, what is that?"
"it's poop, cohen."
"no, it's fuckin' ice cream, dude."
well then. can't get anything past him.
this is how we raise the future in our house.
we tell it like it is.
IN YO FACE!
3 comments
I just laughed out LOUD for about 5 minutes picturing Cohen saying this. Too funny...I'm sure once he is in school and saying it, it won't be as funny. Who in the world could he get that language from. HAHAHA. I love him!
ReplyDeleteOmg- not Cohen !!!!
ReplyDeleteHilarous! Boys will be boys and I'm pretty sure you can't put a lid on THAT bottle anymore :)
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