it's a sexy party!
11:53 PM
ok, totally nothing like that.
but it was a sexy lingerie party for my girl tiffany. she's getting married in she-doesn't-know-how-long. the date has been set for she-hasn't-decided-yet, and the wedding will be in she-doesn't-know-where. basically, she hasn't planned any of it, but the girl needs some sexy lingerie anyway!
tiffany is the craziest girl i know! i've been telling her for years that i'm going to follow her around with a video camera and send the goods to snl. she's absolutely hilarious, the best story teller, and so animated. she has a whole arsenal of facial contortions and can always be found making up dances, acting out her weekends, and climbing on furniture. so needless to say, this party proved to be fun, because all of that is only amplified when alcohol and crotchless undies are thrown in the mix. unfortunately for you, because she hasn't set a date yet and technically all of this sexiness is supposed to be reserved for the honeymoon, the hostess wouldn't allow tiffany to take any of her loot home with her for fear that . . . well, that it would be utilized in an inappropriately timed fashion. her goodies are on lock down until she sets a date. sooo, i can't show you those pictures. even worse, although she is the life of every party and doesn't shy away from the camera, she can't handle actually looking back at her fabulousness in picture form, so i'm limited even further as to what i can show you.
ah, screw it. she'll just have to be mad at me, because these pictures are damn funny.
let's get started, shall we...
we were instructed to bring her something sexy, sweet, or frilly and a pair of "new" panties which would be used for a game at the party. no where did it say bring something silly, or ass backwards. but hey, that's me. i made her some undies i knew she'd love!
i mean seriously, how can you feel sexy if you aren't feeling comfortable? these high waisted, soft nylon briefs are "wedgie free." i shit you not! the correlation there was unintentional and completely funny to me (but maybe because you don't live in the gutter like i do, you didn't even catch what i'm talking about. read it again, you'll understand. tangent.) i had something in mind that would make them even better. . .
how in the world could i possibly make these sexy gems any better, you ask?
well, let's see here. . .
using this technique i embellished.
this particular step proved to be stupid, as the wax paper did not care in the least that i was trying to get it to stick to the nylon. i recommend cotton. allows for a more breathable material anyway. moving on.
this only appears to be stuck to the granny panties. this picture is a lie.
tried my best to get the ink to stay tidy
angela? what is this all about, you ask?
well, i figured everyone was going to get her the sexy stuff that's supposed to spice up the bedroom and yada yada yada. but i'm a realist, and dammit, what about when she doesn't want to. . . y'know. well, here are her excuses, written right on her ass, down to her thigh and up above her belly button.
oh wait, i almost forgot the most important and often used excuse,
i mean totally legit reason!
gah! how could i forget that one.
i flipped the packaging over and wrote something like. . . "i've got you covered 5 days out of the week, you'll have to figure out the other two. . . " and repackaged it.
i'm funny. and yes, of course, i got her a real present. a cotton nightie. again, a realist. or maybe "mother" would be a better description of what i am=)
on to the party.
the party was held downtown in a high rise apartment (still so weird to me that we have high rise condos in austin, tx. i guess it's a good way to keep the hipster separated from the hippies.) anyway, it was a beautiful backdrop for the party. lots of good food, good wine, and good company.
sarah grace
janis, tiff's future sister-in-law, james' (fiance) un-twin
this girl was freakin' hysterical!
oh, and what entryway is complete without a fabulous panty garland?
especially one that provides snacks! (look closely and you'll see what i mean.)
we laughed. . .
we posed, well she posed.
a lot.
(i may, or may not, be trying to prove a little point here.)
she opened presents, and posed some more.
she tried them on.
(ok, she's really not my friend now.)
lame, no fun edit: picture removed per tiffany's request.
i'll describe it for you. do you have children? you know when they get soooo excited because they put their underwear on all by themselves and they come out of the bathroom with the "grin o' accomplishment" holding their undies up around their chest. yeah, that's about what she looked like after we forced her to try on her granny panties. . . but you don't get to see it cause she's no fun.
and then we took them all away from her, even though she didn't want to give 'em up.
we were absolutely vulgar.
- a sweet and classy person and have no idea what this picture is referencing,
- you are a sweet, classy, and now extremely offended person who totally gets this picture,
- or you live in the gutter where the owners of these two hands and i live.
(hopefully, you live in the gutter and you're laughing, because i would hate to have offended you, or left you in the dark while the rest of us get the inside joke)
all in all, it was real swell party (here's another pose for you. she animates everything.)
cheers to my beautiful friend!
may life with your new hubby be sexy, comfortable, and swell with many great experiences and pictures of poses (you hopefully keep to yourself.)
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Very nice! Sorry I missed it...:( She looks beautiful, as always.
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